For nigh on 6 years I have been the ‘proud owner’ of an empty Blog-Site, somehow ethereally attached to my rather spiffy website, courtesy of my fabulous web-design team. Take a bow, Griffin Studios and Tidal Hosting!
The term “Blogger” conjures up rather disparaging connotations in my mind and is a term I had hoped to avoid applying to myself. Much like twitter appearing to be a term best applied to twits and tweets best left to the birds. As for “Facebook”………nah, let’s not go there. I fear that may be a place whence one may never return.
This is all, of course, due to the fact that I have somehow reached an age described as ‘venerable’ by my peers and ‘awesome’ by those whose own ages can be multiplied to arrive at mine. How that happened without my noticing is a mystery. The point is, I was once trained to use an abacus and while I cannot personally recall the Rinderpest, I’m sure I must have met someone who could, or who at least knew someone who did.
Coming from a place in the time continuum where computers were the stuff of science fiction and occupied spaces now containing whole buildings, it is a wonder any of us “Venerable Wrinklies” found the mental capacity to drive these newfangled appliances, let alone make them do tricks.
I am, however, reliably informed that due to some fancy footwork recently applied to Google’s algorithms, static websites are about to begin falling off the end of the page, never mind how much SEO you throw at the challenge. Which all seems a bit daft, but no doubt contains some elements of brilliance not immediately apparent to an old Git. I mean, if one has said all there is to say on the matter and the information supplied is current and accessible, what more can there be to it? Quite a lot, I am advised by those whose expertise consists of matters about which I would rather remain ignorant. And so it would appear that the only way out of the conundrum is to post content to one’s Blog-site on a regular basis.
So here I am, uncomfortably trying on the ‘blogger’ term for size and hoping against hope that no one will read it except Google. Fat Chance.
So pay attention, because this is the one and only time I’m going to apologize for boring anyone silly. My excuse is and will remain “Google made me do it”……… End of.
Actually, not quite end of. I am no longer staring at a blank screen and this in itself is a major hurdle overcome. As to purpose and direction, well perhaps that will become clear in time. Subjects have a way of inveigling themselves into one’s consciousness as ‘Life happens’ and ‘Issues arise’. Admittedly, I have been known to be quite the opinionated one in certain circles at certain times in a certain Village at a certain altitude……..